well these are some good jokes iff you do not laugh at these then there is something wrong
Q: Did you hear about Barney
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A: "Feel the World."
Q: Did you hear about Barney
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A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Rumor has it that Barney
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Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy won't fit anymore.
Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender entirely.
Barney
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Q: What's Barney
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A: Little Boy Blew.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Barney
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Q: What did Barney
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A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Q: What did Barney
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A: "I'll be there!"
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
Q: What is Barney
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A: "And then he touched me"
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "
kids!", and it played Barney
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Q: Why does Barney
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A: He has licked every kid possible.
Barney
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He's invited Lorena Bobbitt over.
Q: What did Barney
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A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
Q: What do Barney
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A: They both played with little wieners.
Q: Why did Barney
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A: He ate a nine year old wiener!
Q: Did you hear Micheal Jackson was found dead?
A: He got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener.
Q: Why did Barney
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A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners.
Q: What does Barney
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A: Foreplay.
Q: What do Barney
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A: Both get turned on by kids!!!
Q: What do Barney
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A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Q: What do Barney
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A: They both know how to rear a child.
Q: What do Barney
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A: They both play ball in the Minor League.
Q: What's the difference between Barney
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A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
A: He's a crack shooter.
Q: What's the difference between Barney
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A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys.
Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA?
A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.
It was reported the other day that Barney
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A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".
Q: What is Barney
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A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift...
Q: What does Micheal Jackson eat after his Chrismas dinner?
A: An under eight.
Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.
Q: Why were Barney
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A: They belonged to somebody else.
Q: What do Barney
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A: They both have small boys pants at half off!
Q: What do Barney
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A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings.
Q: Why did Barney
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A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.
Q: What does Barney
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A: A happy meal.
McDonald's is bringing out a new "Barney
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It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.
The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson.
It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns.
Q: Why does Barney
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A: Because he doesn't want to think outside the bun.
Q: What did Barney
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A: Sum Yung Boy!
Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?
A: Both hold the juice.
Q: Why are Barney
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A: Because they aren't his!
Q: Why does Barney
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A: He heard there's a Youngstown there.
Q: What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name?
A: Melikeemyoung.
Q: Did you hear that Barney
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A: He was choking on a small bone!
Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
Q: What do Barney
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A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Barney
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Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5?
A: A threesome with Barney
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Q: Why does Barney
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A: Because there are twenty of them!
Admin Edit: A little to graphic for this forum.~Me
